Client: Herro?
Tech: Yes, hi can I have the name and telephone number on your account please?
Client: My bohks no wuking eh wo tun on.
Tech: Excuse me?
Client: Yeh es bwoken
Tech: I'm sorry i'm having some trouble understanding you ma'am.
Client: No I nee a men kohm heew fix it now!
Tech: Would it be easier if i got you to someone who spoke Chinese?
Client: Yu no tell me my engrish bad!! evyboh els undstand me fine!!
Tech: Ok, well i'm having trouble understanding you and i think...
(interrupted by ranting in Chinese)
Tech: (while client still yelling) Alright well just give me one moment and get you right over to that department.
Client: Yu send men heew fix now!!
(transferred to Spanish department)
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