Don't Need No Damn Password

Client: I don't even know why I need a password... I ain't got nothin' ta hide!
Tech: Your account is tied to your student loans and financial aid, there are things that need to be safeguarded inside your university account.

Client: Nope! Ain't got nothin' ta hide! If they really want to pay for my loans, they can!
Tech: Sir, with these accounts, people can accept loans in your name for your schooling.

Client: Dem boys out at Google or Microsoft say they don't need no damn passwords either! They wrote a big ol' article on it.
Tech: Sir, I've read the article you are referencing, they weren't saying that passwords are useless, they were---

Client: Just take the password off my account!
Tech: I can't replace your password with a blank one, it is against policy and the system literally won't let me use a blank password.

Client: Whatever... it doesn't matter... If the government wanted into my account, they could get in anyhow....
Tech: ...

Client: I guess I'll change my password...
*click*